1 00:01:53,312 --> 00:01:54,506 I hear her. 2 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:00,375 Surprise! 3 00:02:03,388 --> 00:02:06,323 - Nice going, ace. - It sounded like her walk. 4 00:02:06,692 --> 00:02:09,855 - What's this horror show? - It's a bridal shower for Shayna. 5 00:02:09,928 --> 00:02:13,193 - You can get in on it if you want to. - Yeah, right. 6 00:02:13,866 --> 00:02:15,925 Yetta, any chicken left from last night? 7 00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:18,060 I'll make you a sandwich. 8 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,661 Make it to go. 9 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:28,804 Is Shayna coming or what? 10 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,747 Come on, give it to me. 11 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:34,047 Oh, Shayna. Oh, yeah. 12 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:38,384 Oh, God. 13 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:42,085 Yes. 14 00:02:50,302 --> 00:02:51,394 Okey-doke. 15 00:02:52,337 --> 00:02:57,138 I'm going to be back in Nevada in three or four weeks for that electronics show. 16 00:02:57,776 --> 00:02:59,710 I want to see you again. 17 00:02:59,778 --> 00:03:02,212 I'm not going to be here. Today's my last day. 18 00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:04,146 You going to the BunnyRanch or something? 19 00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:07,049 No, I'm retiring. 20 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:10,914 Shit. 21 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:24,130 There you go, man. 22 00:03:30,509 --> 00:03:33,000 Listen, the next time you come back here to party... 23 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:36,536 ask for Kim or Taylor, and they'll take great care of you. 24 00:03:36,615 --> 00:03:39,209 Why don't you go check out one of our souvenir T-shirts? 25 00:03:39,284 --> 00:03:41,514 - Okay, maybe I will. - Take care of yourself. 26 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:42,884 You, too. 27 00:03:44,489 --> 00:03:46,320 - Shayna. - Yeah. 28 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:48,018 Kim's been looking for you. 29 00:03:48,093 --> 00:03:50,254 - She in her room? - Kitchen, I think. 30 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:51,893 Thanks. 31 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:58,098 Now, that's an ass. 32 00:04:06,478 --> 00:04:08,571 - Hey, guys. - Shayna! 33 00:04:08,647 --> 00:04:11,343 - Oh, shit! - What's going on? 34 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,384 - Surprise. - Surprise! 35 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:26,130 Over there. Pull down that screen. 36 00:04:34,306 --> 00:04:35,500 Smile. 37 00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:46,506 You can keep looking, you ain't gonna find buried treasure down there. 38 00:04:55,794 --> 00:04:59,753 Are you sure we haven't met before? You look so damn familiar. 39 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:01,730 I'm sure. 40 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,433 Coming back from a break? 41 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,263 No. 42 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:09,201 Just starting, then? 43 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:12,773 If you need someone to practice on... 44 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,443 I crack myself up. 45 00:05:30,529 --> 00:05:32,429 Just dry a few minutes. 46 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:36,294 Now. What do you say? 47 00:05:36,935 --> 00:05:40,336 Cotton Candy or Red Vine Red? 48 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:44,732 - Do you have clear? - Sure. 49 00:05:45,777 --> 00:05:48,473 Clear? Whose kid are you? 50 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,944 Red is bold, babycakes. 51 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:53,484 It says "Look here. " And we'll match. 52 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:57,854 - Daddy will hate it. - Even better. 53 00:05:58,657 --> 00:05:59,954 Mom. 54 00:06:00,492 --> 00:06:03,518 She doesn't like it when I antagonize her father. 55 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:06,587 Especially since he's recovering from a very delicate operation. 56 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:07,791 What? 57 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:11,632 They tried to remove the stick up his ass but they couldn't get it out. 58 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,227 I'm gonna go wait in the car. 59 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:16,365 - Where do you think you're going? - Away from you. 60 00:06:16,441 --> 00:06:18,306 Chelsea, it was a joke. 61 00:06:18,643 --> 00:06:22,238 You say mean stuff about him, and in an hour you're gonna drop me off... 62 00:06:22,314 --> 00:06:24,646 and I have to live there for the next three weeks. 63 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:28,846 I know. I'm sorry. Please, just... I promise I'll behave. Come on. 64 00:06:33,692 --> 00:06:36,820 Look, you get whatever color you want. 65 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:40,331 You want clear, that's fine. It's great. 66 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:45,669 Red, please. 67 00:06:51,343 --> 00:06:54,471 Other David thought you girls might need refills. 68 00:06:55,781 --> 00:06:57,078 Excellent! 69 00:06:57,149 --> 00:07:00,084 No, Mary, wait. Stay. Have a piece of cake. Yetta? 70 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:03,883 - Coming right up. - Okay, thanks. 71 00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:08,147 And, you guys, thank you so much. This was so sweet. 72 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,154 I'm sorry I can't invite everyone to the wedding... 73 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:13,493 but we kept the guest list really tiny. 74 00:07:13,565 --> 00:07:16,966 Actually, I wanted to elope, but Evan's really close with his family. 75 00:07:17,035 --> 00:07:20,027 So basically, anybody who's related to Mr. Wonderful... 76 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:23,233 people you probably don't even know, "Hey, right this way. " 77 00:07:23,308 --> 00:07:26,277 But us, who you worked with for how many years? 78 00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:30,781 "No, I'm getting married, I'm not going to be a hooker anymore, fuck them. " 79 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:33,478 Em, shut up. 80 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:38,450 So, how did you two meet, you know, you and Evan? 81 00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:42,220 - Right, you weren't here yet, were you? - No. 82 00:07:43,195 --> 00:07:46,790 Actually, it was at the x-ray machine at the Reno airport. 83 00:07:47,866 --> 00:07:51,597 I was going to San Diego on my week off, and he was going home to Detroit. 84 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:54,764 I told him I was a stewardess. Flight attendant. 85 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,231 And he still thinks that. 86 00:07:58,777 --> 00:08:01,007 Three weeks on, one week off. 87 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:03,774 Company, girls. 88 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:07,785 - Bye, Shayna. - Bye. 89 00:08:08,653 --> 00:08:11,349 Come on. One last lineup for the road? 90 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,215 No. 91 00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:20,294 I'll miss you. 92 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:29,372 Hi, welcome to the Diamond Ranch. We've some beautiful girls for you today. 93 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:30,806 Come on in. 94 00:08:32,844 --> 00:08:34,368 Right this way. 95 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:40,878 Why don't you sit down on the couch? 96 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:48,422 Chicklet. 97 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:51,222 Emily. 98 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:54,663 I'm Janey. 99 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,261 Kim. 100 00:08:59,838 --> 00:09:01,203 Rickie Lee. 101 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,574 Hi, I'm Lavender Rose. 102 00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:04,901 Cat. 103 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:19,317 Her. I'll take her. 104 00:09:19,925 --> 00:09:22,951 All right, then. Rickie Lee. Thank you, girls. 105 00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:28,525 Hey, daddy. Let's party. 106 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:33,363 Another satisfied pedophile. 107 00:09:35,073 --> 00:09:37,268 I'm so excited you picked me. 108 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:52,051 $32. 109 00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:57,454 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 110 00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:01,692 - You want me to help you in? - I got it. 111 00:10:09,874 --> 00:10:12,104 Are you sure I don't know you? 112 00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:14,876 You don't. 113 00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:52,141 Hi. Can I help you? 114 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,486 I don't know. Can you? 115 00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:10,031 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, sweetie. 116 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:17,398 I thought you were bringing her home before lunch. 117 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:20,000 It's my fault. I lost track of time. 118 00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:24,972 For someone who gets paid by the hour, you'd think you'd be more attuned to that. 119 00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:30,577 Come here, you. 120 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:36,052 I will talk to you later. 121 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:38,425 You have fun at the party tomorrow. 122 00:11:38,496 --> 00:11:40,430 Wish Elizabeth happy birthday for me. 123 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,830 I will. Love you. 124 00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,366 Love you more. 125 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:45,801 Wait a sec. 126 00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:52,967 Go on inside. 127 00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:58,809 Yeah, the nails? That was me, too. 128 00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:01,178 What's next, a G-string? 129 00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:06,250 Do you want to know the smartest thing I ever did? 130 00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:07,814 Not marry you. 131 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,827 I forgot. 132 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,593 I don't need it. 133 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:24,464 The Fortune magazine said house painters are in the top two percentile of earnings. 134 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,442 Were you always such a bitch or is this new? 135 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:28,069 It's child support. Just take it. 136 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,671 I'd just as soon not go to Macy's, buy her a coat... 137 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:34,116 pay for it with the money you made giving some asshole a blowjob. 138 00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:36,881 Do you not understand that what I do I do for her? 139 00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:37,979 Please. 140 00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:41,457 I want our kid to have every god damn thing I didn't have. 141 00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:44,120 I want her to have a new coat every year... 142 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:48,461 and piano lessons, and I don't know, a fucking horse if she wants one. 143 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:51,127 When it comes to college, I want to be able to say: 144 00:12:51,202 --> 00:12:53,500 "Here, baby girl, you go wherever you want. " 145 00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:55,732 You know what? Let her go to community college... 146 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:58,867 and have a mother who's a mother, not a prostitute. 147 00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:02,544 You are such a clueless bastard. 148 00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:09,983 Nice car. Is it new? 149 00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:14,657 Who'd you say you're in this for? 150 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,061 "Cookies and milk. " 151 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:28,298 "All day sucker. " What's that? 152 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,167 Guess. 153 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,114 So, what do you feel like? 154 00:13:46,357 --> 00:13:48,848 Maybe you could blow me? 155 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:50,985 And I could... 156 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,055 fuck you after. 157 00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:56,329 Okay. 158 00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:02,799 Is $150... 159 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,305 Is that about right? 160 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,880 Is that all you think I'm worth? 161 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,289 So that's Velvet... 162 00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,161 Knight, with a "k. " 163 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:28,055 You know, I had a cat named Velvet once. 164 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:31,067 Lady, whose pussy we talking about, mine or yours? 165 00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:34,263 Do me a favor. Save that kind of language for the clients. 166 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:37,775 You don't like it so much, what're you doing being a madam anyways? 167 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:39,139 Manager. 168 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,607 Whatever. 169 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:44,640 The truth? It was the best-paying job I could find. 170 00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:47,275 Yeah. Same here. 171 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:52,818 $400. Half and half. 172 00:14:53,024 --> 00:14:56,152 - $400 for a blowjob and a straight lay? - Yeah. 173 00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:58,819 - That's a lot. - Not for me. 174 00:15:00,431 --> 00:15:02,194 - Here you go. - Thanks. 175 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,735 So you know what a "half and half" is? I guess you've worked before. 176 00:15:13,811 --> 00:15:16,712 Not in Nevada. In LA. Last couple of years. 177 00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:21,910 Time for a change of scenery, you know? Here's this all. 178 00:15:22,186 --> 00:15:26,247 You people are strict here. Licenses, checkups every week. 179 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,718 Man! 180 00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:30,285 Let me tell you how it goes here. 181 00:15:30,361 --> 00:15:34,525 The girls are on for three weeks, working 10 to 12-hour shifts every day. 182 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,827 Then they're off for a week. 183 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,130 Sometimes, we have girls who just work weekends... 184 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:41,000 and the house gets half of everything you make. 185 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,539 Sounds all right. 186 00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:47,708 I'm sorry. 187 00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,711 Is it possible that we've met before? 188 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,183 Because you look awfully familiar. 189 00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:58,187 Yo Brooklyn, that TV show bunch of years back? 190 00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:02,683 Vonetta Knight, of course. You play the sister. 191 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,749 Yep. 192 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:07,455 My son and I watch the reruns on Nickelodeon. 193 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,232 Let me ask you something. 194 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,827 That Rashad? Played my little brother on the show. 195 00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:16,806 How old you think he was when I was on it? How old? 196 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,075 - Thirteen? Fourteen? - Nineteen. 197 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,007 Nineteen years old, almost twenty. 198 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:27,074 But his asshole daddylmanager wants everybody to think he's some kid. 199 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:30,450 So one day, me and Rashad are getting on in the dressing room... 200 00:16:30,521 --> 00:16:33,820 daddy walks in, old man just about has a stroke. 201 00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:37,657 Next week, the script comes out and my character's dead in a car wreck. 202 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:40,857 I got them the highest rating ever, those motherfuckers! 203 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,566 Excuse me. 204 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:49,062 So why did you stop? You were good. 205 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:53,340 'Cause daddy goes round town... 206 00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:55,675 telling everybody I'm some piece of garbage. 207 00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:57,840 Job ends and suddenly I can't get arrested... 208 00:16:57,915 --> 00:17:00,509 except on Hollywood Boulevard, but that's another story. 209 00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:03,247 Anyhow, those charges didn't stick. 210 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,320 I'm sorry that happened to you. 211 00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,793 Yeah, well. 212 00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,052 Look, here's what. 213 00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:15,756 End of every show... 214 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:19,530 we'd all come out and the audience would give us a standing ovation. 215 00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:23,839 It didn't matter, every single week, standing "O." 216 00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:29,940 And when I'm with a john and I do my sex thing, I watch him. 217 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:32,947 I watch him get hard. 218 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:37,748 His dick is standing straight up because of me. 219 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:47,393 So. You got room for me? 220 00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:11,383 - You want this? - You don't? 221 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:14,118 I'm lucky to be getting away with flight attendant. 222 00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:17,525 I don't think he'll buy lion tamer on top of that. 223 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:26,497 You going to tell him ever? 224 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:27,868 Why would I? 225 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:29,668 It's who you are. 226 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,799 It's who I was. 227 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:37,012 You must have some on-off switch somewhere that I never saw. 228 00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:38,944 Where's it, on your ass? 229 00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,849 No, wait, I've seen your ass. 230 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:44,479 Yeah, and so has half the population of Nevada. 231 00:18:44,555 --> 00:18:46,989 And I don't think my fianc needs to know that. 232 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:49,788 But aren't you gonna wonder how he would feel if he knew? 233 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,692 Yeah, I'm going to wonder. 234 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,628 You know what else I'm going to do? 235 00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:56,223 I'm gonna keep my big mouth shut. 236 00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:59,392 The past is the past, Tay... 237 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,631 and this is my future. 238 00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,000 Okay... 239 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,408 but if I fall in love again someday, God forbid... 240 00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:09,605 and the guy gives me attitude 'cause this is how I make my living... 241 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,080 fuck that. That's a deal breaker. 242 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,285 I better get in on this lineup. 243 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,962 You are going to make a beautiful bride. 244 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:31,996 Come back and visit us once in a while, will you? 245 00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,097 Probably not. 246 00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,076 You know where the plates are? 247 00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,975 That one on the right. 248 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,308 Thanks. 249 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,821 So Mary let you stay? 250 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,120 Yeah. 251 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,662 I'm Velvet. 252 00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:35,988 Good for you. 253 00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:41,268 So what do you think of this place? 254 00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:43,765 Everybody else seems nice. 255 00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:45,699 Bunch of jerks. 256 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:52,543 What? I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make money. 257 00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:57,120 Figure another year or two, I got enough cash, I'm out of here. 258 00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:58,980 What are you gonna do? 259 00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:01,616 Get out of this rat's ass of a city. 260 00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:05,487 Get a house somewhere. A house-house, not a whorehouse. 261 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:09,894 Get a foster kid, maybe. Two more years. Three, at the most. 262 00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,970 You do pretty good then? 263 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,833 I do fucking great. 264 00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:19,406 Stupid bitch, Emily, with the tattoos, thinks her little pussy's made of gold. 265 00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:21,911 I book twice as much as she does. 266 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,578 Oh, and by the way, cupcake... 267 00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:28,415 you want to keep yourself away from my regulars, you got it? 268 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,218 Don't you worry. 269 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,725 Anything that goes into you, I don't want going into me. 270 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,526 Then we'll get along just fine. 271 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,331 - You're here! - I know. 272 00:22:18,502 --> 00:22:20,470 Finally. I can't believe it. 273 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,199 I know. I missed you so much. 274 00:22:22,273 --> 00:22:25,868 So you still want to marry me, or have you gotten over that silly idea? 275 00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:27,308 You bet. 276 00:22:28,713 --> 00:22:29,941 Let's go get my bags. 277 00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:32,448 Wait. Isn't there anybody you need to say goodbye to? 278 00:22:32,516 --> 00:22:34,541 Any of the crew? The other stewardesses? 279 00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:37,781 No, all I want to do is get to the hotel and... 280 00:22:40,157 --> 00:22:41,886 That could work. 281 00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,420 Kim, get this. 282 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:49,762 In Ancient Greece, the only women allowed to own property were prostitutes. 283 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:51,927 Probably the only ones who could afford to. 284 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,402 Yeah, maybe. 285 00:22:55,072 --> 00:22:56,232 What you got there? 286 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,839 That's what you read for fun? 287 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:01,241 You'll get used to it. 288 00:23:01,312 --> 00:23:04,907 Just don't play any trivia games with her. Or make bets. 289 00:23:04,982 --> 00:23:07,382 I got to ask you. Who do I talk to about clean sheets? 290 00:23:07,451 --> 00:23:09,112 Franny takes care of all the laundry. 291 00:23:09,186 --> 00:23:12,747 But don't let the guys under the sheets or you'll be changing them all day. 292 00:23:12,823 --> 00:23:15,883 Use one of those towels in your closet, trick towels. 293 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,487 That was your first john just now, wasn't it? How'd that go? 294 00:23:19,563 --> 00:23:21,656 Guy tells me he wants to do it like a dog. 295 00:23:21,732 --> 00:23:23,996 I figure he means doggy style. 296 00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:28,237 He breaks out a collar, a leash, I end up scratching him behind the ears... 297 00:23:28,305 --> 00:23:30,603 and rubbing him on his belly till he goes off. 298 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:32,801 What the hell is that? 299 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:36,746 You know, in LA... 300 00:23:36,814 --> 00:23:40,045 you get in the back of a dude's car, suck him off, and that's that. 301 00:23:40,117 --> 00:23:42,608 I used to beat off my cousin's dog. 302 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,014 Hello? 303 00:23:44,688 --> 00:23:47,987 Scrappy. He was a show dog. A Jack Russell Terrier. 304 00:23:48,726 --> 00:23:51,752 Wouldn't that make him a "Jack-off" Russell Terrier? 305 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,492 One for the new girl. 306 00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:56,931 My aunt and uncle wouldn't let him fuck, ever. 307 00:23:57,001 --> 00:24:01,597 Except with another show dog, like, once a year. He was always so frustrated. 308 00:24:01,672 --> 00:24:04,232 - He told you that? - No, I could tell. 309 00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:10,512 Taylor, there's a customer asking for you. He said Bicycle Jimmy sent him. 310 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:13,072 Thanks. Later. 311 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:17,114 Man, another crappy day in the desert. 312 00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:21,387 And I always thought California weather was amazing. 313 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,586 - This is like heaven. - No shit. 314 00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:26,357 Wait. You need sunscreen. 315 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,897 Here, let me. 316 00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:31,927 You're not going to try and cop a feel, are you? 317 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:37,772 How's that? 318 00:24:57,628 --> 00:25:02,031 I'm sorry my mother made such a big deal about you staying at the house. 319 00:25:02,566 --> 00:25:05,296 She's old-fashioned, is all. 320 00:25:06,604 --> 00:25:09,539 She doesn't believe in sex before marriage. 321 00:25:10,774 --> 00:25:14,210 I don't even think she believes in sex during marriage. 322 00:25:14,411 --> 00:25:17,073 Want me to tell her what she's missing? 323 00:25:17,548 --> 00:25:20,142 - Wait a sec. - We have time. 324 00:25:20,918 --> 00:25:23,887 My sister's flight doesn't get in for another hour. 325 00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:25,922 Probably be late, anyway. 326 00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:32,729 What's wrong? 327 00:25:33,364 --> 00:25:34,729 There's... 328 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,634 something we have to talk about. 329 00:25:40,738 --> 00:25:42,069 Oh, God. 330 00:25:43,374 --> 00:25:45,535 What? It's not bad. 331 00:25:45,609 --> 00:25:47,770 I mean, it's bad, but it's not... 332 00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,870 Nobody's dead or anything. 333 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:56,077 I got laid off. 334 00:25:57,621 --> 00:26:00,488 - When? - About two weeks ago. 335 00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:04,856 The whole midsize line, they're not making them anymore. 336 00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:08,262 Sedans and station wagons. Just like that. 337 00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:11,427 - Assholes. - Oh, honey. 338 00:26:11,502 --> 00:26:14,994 Every time we talked on the phone, I wanted to tell you. 339 00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:18,499 I hated lying when you'd ask me how work was. 340 00:26:19,009 --> 00:26:21,705 But I thought it'd be better in person. 341 00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:25,077 - Are you pissed? - No. 342 00:26:25,616 --> 00:26:27,379 It's not your fault. 343 00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:32,254 Anyway, I was thinking, till I find something... 344 00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:35,790 maybe you can transfer out here. 345 00:26:37,628 --> 00:26:40,688 I don't think I could transfer that easy. 346 00:26:42,399 --> 00:26:46,199 Because things like that take a lot of time to come through. 347 00:26:48,372 --> 00:26:49,498 Shit. 348 00:26:52,076 --> 00:26:55,443 Could you get your old route back? While I'm looking? 349 00:26:57,081 --> 00:26:58,639 I don't know. 350 00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:05,317 - I'm sorry to dump this on you. - No, it's fine. 351 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,854 I'm gonna go take a shower. 352 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:19,634 You're not feeling like this changes everything, are you, hon? 353 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,431 No. 354 00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:39,980 My friend Jimmy says that... 355 00:27:40,224 --> 00:27:42,954 you give the best head of anybody he's ever met. 356 00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:45,991 - Tell him I said thanks for the referral. - Yeah. 357 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:55,266 I don't suppose I could get you to swallow, could I? 358 00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:56,897 I'd make it worth your while. 359 00:27:56,974 --> 00:28:00,273 Sorry. You've got to keep the condom on the whole time. 360 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,869 I know. But, damn! I mean... 361 00:28:03,781 --> 00:28:07,273 all day long, I'm in there and I'm marrying people and... 362 00:28:11,288 --> 00:28:12,721 That's good. 363 00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:17,723 Anyway, all day long I'm pronouncing them "Man and wife, baby, man and wife. " 364 00:28:18,395 --> 00:28:20,522 And I just keep trying to guess... 365 00:28:20,798 --> 00:28:23,961 is this one gonna let him come in her mouth? Or that one? 366 00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:25,968 Here. I'll be right in. 367 00:28:28,272 --> 00:28:29,364 Okay. 368 00:28:49,159 --> 00:28:51,593 My girlfriend hardly ever gives me head. 369 00:28:51,662 --> 00:28:54,654 She never lets me get off in her mouth. Says it tastes funny. 370 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:57,098 What you can try for that is pineapple juice. 371 00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:59,328 I read that it makes your jizz taste better. 372 00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:02,065 Yeah, but won't that sting? 373 00:29:03,941 --> 00:29:07,274 Honey, you drink it, you don't soak your dick in it. 374 00:29:21,892 --> 00:29:24,156 So, the owner of this place? 375 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:27,356 He's some kind of slick, rich, White pimp wannabe? 376 00:29:32,169 --> 00:29:33,659 What'd I say? 377 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:36,967 The owner is my uncle. 378 00:29:37,141 --> 00:29:39,735 - Shit. Sorry. - Don't worry about it. 379 00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:43,145 But for the record, no, he isn't one of those. 380 00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:48,047 His uncle is named David. That's why he's the Other David. 381 00:29:48,952 --> 00:29:50,510 The boss is okay. 382 00:29:50,587 --> 00:29:53,351 You got to keep booking or you're out, that's for sure. 383 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:55,483 But they take pretty good care of us. 384 00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:58,528 Other David takes especially good care of us. 385 00:29:59,029 --> 00:30:00,394 Hint, hint. 386 00:30:00,864 --> 00:30:03,196 Seven in the side pocket, baby. 387 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:04,962 It's sure shot. 388 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,606 There's no way those guys are partying. 389 00:30:12,676 --> 00:30:15,577 But you know, when they're humping their pillows tonight... 390 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:18,046 they'll be picturing you and me. 391 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,511 Am I right, Austin? 392 00:30:21,118 --> 00:30:22,380 Guess so. 393 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,284 Hey, Austin, this is Velvet. She's new. 394 00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:27,585 Maybe you'll try her out soon. 395 00:30:27,658 --> 00:30:29,319 How's it hanging? 396 00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:31,821 Good. It's good. 397 00:30:34,364 --> 00:30:37,993 He comes in every day, nurses one beer for hours... 398 00:30:38,068 --> 00:30:41,231 then once every two weeks, on payday, he parties. 399 00:30:42,606 --> 00:30:45,302 You can tell it's payday when his hair's clean. 400 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,800 Good to know. 401 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,230 Excuse me. 402 00:31:09,399 --> 00:31:12,266 Mary, are you kidding me? I'm in the middle of something here. 403 00:31:12,336 --> 00:31:15,305 Your daughter's on the phone. She's crying. Says it's urgent. 404 00:31:15,372 --> 00:31:18,603 Something about her dad won't let her go to a party. 405 00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:19,801 Shit. 406 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:23,937 - Give me 30 seconds. - Okay. 407 00:31:30,621 --> 00:31:32,088 Where do you go to school? 408 00:31:32,155 --> 00:31:34,623 Colorado State. Same as my sister did. 409 00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:36,989 She's the brains in our family. 410 00:31:39,763 --> 00:31:41,924 Your mother won't let me help her do anything. 411 00:31:41,999 --> 00:31:44,490 You know, I was thinking about you the other afternoon. 412 00:31:44,568 --> 00:31:47,696 I was watching one of those health channels on the cable... 413 00:31:47,771 --> 00:31:50,467 and they did a whole show about jet lag. 414 00:31:51,174 --> 00:31:54,701 You ever have any trouble with that, all that flying around? 415 00:31:57,047 --> 00:31:59,311 It bothered me at first, yeah. 416 00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:02,218 But you get used to it. 417 00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:06,480 You must meet so many interesting people with job like that. 418 00:32:07,991 --> 00:32:09,424 I did, yeah. 419 00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:15,864 Athletes. Actors. A couple of politicians. 420 00:32:17,034 --> 00:32:19,935 - Look what we got. - Here, let me get that. 421 00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:23,330 There's tuna salad, egg salad, and some turkey. 422 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:28,068 Guy I work with, his daughter is a stewardess. 423 00:32:28,979 --> 00:32:30,276 Manny's kid. 424 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,281 I remember her. Tall, long black hair. 425 00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:35,750 - Tramp. - Nice, Ma. 426 00:32:35,852 --> 00:32:40,084 I'm only saying what's true. The girl slept her way across the country. 427 00:32:40,157 --> 00:32:42,216 Maybe it was the jet lag. 428 00:32:46,296 --> 00:32:48,389 We need more lemonade. 429 00:32:52,569 --> 00:32:54,332 Where's your brother? 430 00:32:54,404 --> 00:32:56,099 He's upstairs, I think. 431 00:32:58,642 --> 00:33:01,304 Tommy. We're eating. Come on down. 432 00:33:13,256 --> 00:33:15,656 Sorry. I was just getting things set for later. 433 00:33:15,726 --> 00:33:17,387 Shayna, you don't mind, do you? 434 00:33:17,461 --> 00:33:20,089 Me and the guys kidnapping Evan for the night? 435 00:33:20,163 --> 00:33:23,724 No, who am I to get in the way of a good bachelor party? 436 00:33:24,468 --> 00:33:27,494 Just so you know, we're skipping the whole strip club thing. 437 00:33:27,571 --> 00:33:29,630 - I should hope so. - Kidding me? 438 00:33:29,706 --> 00:33:32,675 You could get a disease just looking at some of those skanks. 439 00:33:32,743 --> 00:33:33,835 Sorry, Ma. 440 00:33:34,244 --> 00:33:37,702 Not that either of us would know about this firsthand. 441 00:33:39,116 --> 00:33:41,141 Thank goodness for small favors. 442 00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:43,650 Eat. 443 00:33:46,256 --> 00:33:47,382 Thanks, Ma. 444 00:33:47,457 --> 00:33:50,085 - I'll see you both tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 445 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,060 And get some sleep tonight. 446 00:33:55,632 --> 00:33:58,533 - That was a boatload of fun. - What? 447 00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,767 Oh, good. I thought you'd gone into a coma there. 448 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:04,807 It's the day before her wedding. She's just a little tense. 449 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,240 You are. 450 00:34:07,144 --> 00:34:08,543 Thank you. 451 00:34:18,622 --> 00:34:20,590 Why are you marrying me? 452 00:34:21,491 --> 00:34:22,583 What? 453 00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:25,256 Why do you love me? 454 00:34:26,563 --> 00:34:29,054 Let me see. Because you're hot? 455 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,094 I'm kidding. I mean, you are, but that's not... 456 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:36,930 I have this uncle. 457 00:34:37,007 --> 00:34:40,670 Uncle Lou, he's quite a character. You'll meet him tomorrow. 458 00:34:40,744 --> 00:34:43,178 Whenever he talks about a woman he really likes... 459 00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:44,975 he calls her a good girl. 460 00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,017 "That Audrey Hepburn, she's a good girl. " 461 00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:52,986 Anyway, after that first weekend you and I spent together... 462 00:34:53,056 --> 00:34:55,286 I called him up and I said: 463 00:34:55,826 --> 00:34:59,489 "I finally understand what you're talking about Uncle Lou. 464 00:34:59,663 --> 00:35:01,460 "I met a good girl. " 465 00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:40,602 I'm so glad Chelsea made it. 466 00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:44,071 Elizabeth would have been crushed if she wasn't here. 467 00:35:46,543 --> 00:35:50,343 I'm sorry we're so late. There was a mix-up with Chelsea's dad. 468 00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:52,210 So nice to meet you finally. 469 00:35:52,282 --> 00:35:53,840 Yeah, you, too. 470 00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:56,680 - What time do you want me to pick her up? - No, stay. Please. 471 00:35:56,753 --> 00:35:59,654 - I can't. - At least have a cup of coffee. 472 00:36:01,191 --> 00:36:02,715 - Okay. - Come on. 473 00:36:08,398 --> 00:36:11,265 Everybody, this is Chelsea's mom. 474 00:36:11,334 --> 00:36:14,132 - Sorry, I don't know your first name. - Taylor. 475 00:36:14,204 --> 00:36:17,196 We were beginning to think you didn't really exist. 476 00:36:17,274 --> 00:36:18,935 This is me. 477 00:36:19,009 --> 00:36:20,772 - I'm Gail, Melody's mom. - Hi. 478 00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:25,008 That's Inez and Patty. Inez is Brittany's mom, and Patty's got the twins. 479 00:36:25,215 --> 00:36:26,773 - How's it going? - Good. 480 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:28,147 Found it. 481 00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:30,482 Hon, this is Taylor. 482 00:36:33,456 --> 00:36:36,323 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 483 00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:41,121 I should get this out to the karaoke machine. Excuse me. 484 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:45,395 Thanks. 485 00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:48,563 - Can I ask you a question, Taylor? - Yeah. 486 00:36:48,638 --> 00:36:51,903 I mean, it's none of my business and it's probably not even true... 487 00:36:51,975 --> 00:36:56,435 but did I hear correctly that you work at the Diamond Ranch? 488 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,672 For God's sake. 489 00:37:00,483 --> 00:37:03,418 No, it's okay. That is where I work. 490 00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,687 As a... 491 00:37:07,457 --> 00:37:08,788 As a what? 492 00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,659 A prostitute? 493 00:37:12,429 --> 00:37:14,260 What do you do, Inez? 494 00:37:14,464 --> 00:37:15,954 I teach yoga. 495 00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:18,500 - You charge by the hour? - Yeah. 496 00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,898 The more clients, the more money you make? 497 00:37:20,971 --> 00:37:24,998 - That's very cute. - I wasn't trying to be. It's the same concept. 498 00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:29,077 Probably some of the same positions, now that I think about it. 499 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,512 Would you excuse me, please? 500 00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:42,483 Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, apparently. 501 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,356 I'll say it again 502 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,864 I've got a 20 dollar goldpiece 503 00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,831 That says there's nothing I can't do! 504 00:37:51,034 --> 00:37:54,970 I can make a dress out of a feedbag And I can make a man out of you 505 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,370 'Cause I'm a woman 506 00:37:58,141 --> 00:38:01,736 W- O-M-A-N 507 00:38:02,345 --> 00:38:04,506 It's nothing. They're kids. 508 00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:08,278 She probably doesn't even know what she's even singing about. 509 00:38:08,351 --> 00:38:09,443 Yeah. 510 00:38:10,654 --> 00:38:14,681 Feed the baby, grease the car And powder my face at the same time 511 00:38:16,192 --> 00:38:17,489 Listen... 512 00:38:18,895 --> 00:38:21,455 thanks for not busting me back there. 513 00:38:21,531 --> 00:38:23,089 I would never do that. 514 00:38:26,836 --> 00:38:28,929 Rory would die if she knew. 515 00:38:29,506 --> 00:38:30,598 Yep. 516 00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:37,836 I can still come and see you, though, can't I? 517 00:38:42,752 --> 00:38:45,915 I'll be back to pick up Chelsea in about an hour. 518 00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:47,581 Woman 519 00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:50,850 A W-O-M-A-N 520 00:38:52,095 --> 00:38:54,256 I'll say it again 521 00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:17,182 - Dude, come on. - I'm tying my shoe, give me a break. 522 00:39:17,253 --> 00:39:20,745 What the fuck for? It's gonna be off in, like, a minute. 523 00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:26,953 Go for it. It'll put some hair on your chest. 524 00:39:51,488 --> 00:39:55,083 What's to think about? Take the gorgeous one. 525 00:39:57,227 --> 00:39:58,888 Give me a minute. 526 00:40:05,301 --> 00:40:07,792 It's a birthday present from me to him. 527 00:40:07,871 --> 00:40:11,671 And you know what a good brother I am? I'm not even banging one of them myself. 528 00:40:11,741 --> 00:40:14,141 I only saved up enough money for him to. 529 00:40:15,178 --> 00:40:16,805 Very nice of you. 530 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,840 I'll take her. Jean jacket. 531 00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:24,951 It's your dick. 532 00:40:25,021 --> 00:40:27,387 All right, then, Emily. Thank you, girls. 533 00:40:35,532 --> 00:40:38,933 I'll be waiting at the bar, bro. Knock yourself out. 534 00:40:54,584 --> 00:40:58,145 - Mary, your son's here. - Really? 535 00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:10,690 Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here? Is everything all right? 536 00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:14,901 I don't know where my house key is. I think I lost it at the park. 537 00:41:14,971 --> 00:41:17,030 I'll go get mine. Be right back. 538 00:41:36,893 --> 00:41:37,882 So... 539 00:41:40,196 --> 00:41:42,824 what are you thinking you might like? 540 00:41:46,769 --> 00:41:48,760 I don't want to do this. 541 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:54,242 Are you not very experienced, Scotty, is that it? 542 00:41:55,945 --> 00:41:58,539 It's all right. I'll teach you. 543 00:41:59,449 --> 00:42:00,848 Learn on me. 544 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,815 - Baby, are you a virgin? - No. 545 00:42:08,391 --> 00:42:09,790 Are you gay? 546 00:42:12,896 --> 00:42:16,593 - Fuck you! - Hey, any time you're ready. 547 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,633 I didn't hear a yes or a no. 548 00:42:30,113 --> 00:42:31,137 Yes. 549 00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:33,239 You having a little chat with yourself? 550 00:42:33,316 --> 00:42:37,252 Yes, okay? Yes, I'm a fag. There, I said it, you happy now? 551 00:42:41,024 --> 00:42:43,754 So what's the deal, your brother doesn't know? 552 00:42:44,994 --> 00:42:46,723 It's none of his business. 553 00:42:47,931 --> 00:42:51,992 - That's fair. - No, wait, I'll pay you for this, okay? 554 00:42:52,368 --> 00:42:55,633 Just let me stay in here till it's been long enough time. 555 00:42:58,775 --> 00:43:00,265 What the hell. 556 00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:04,808 It's not the worst lie I've ever been part of. Not by a long shot. 557 00:43:13,122 --> 00:43:16,319 You do use condoms, right? When you're with a guy? 558 00:43:17,193 --> 00:43:18,251 Yes. 559 00:43:18,861 --> 00:43:21,159 - Every time? - Yes. 560 00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,693 Just making sure. 561 00:43:32,508 --> 00:43:35,671 Okay, one of these. 562 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,344 And a T-shirt, the black one. 563 00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:43,947 And a couple of these. 564 00:43:45,555 --> 00:43:47,284 That's $27 even. 565 00:44:11,147 --> 00:44:14,139 - Can I get a beer? - Yeah, sure. 566 00:44:15,618 --> 00:44:17,882 Thought I'd get the kid a couple of souvenirs. 567 00:44:17,954 --> 00:44:20,514 Not that he's ever gonna forget this, right? 568 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:24,153 That'll be $4. 569 00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:28,390 Thanks, bud. 570 00:44:30,533 --> 00:44:33,696 Scotty's probably banging that chick pretty good by now. 571 00:44:34,437 --> 00:44:35,699 Probably. 572 00:44:52,121 --> 00:44:53,383 Diamond Ranch. 573 00:44:54,991 --> 00:44:56,982 Yeah, hold just a sec. 574 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,729 Austin, it's for you. 575 00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:04,493 Hello. 576 00:45:06,402 --> 00:45:07,562 What? 577 00:45:26,055 --> 00:45:27,989 Jesus, what's with the sirens? 578 00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:32,753 You want me to get you a beer? You want me to put some music on? 579 00:45:32,829 --> 00:45:34,057 I'm okay. 580 00:45:42,572 --> 00:45:43,971 You play guitar? 581 00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:47,133 I always meant to learn how. 582 00:45:48,444 --> 00:45:51,106 I had a boyfriend in a band. I used to go on tour. 583 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,375 - Sing backup sometimes. - Cool. 584 00:45:53,683 --> 00:45:56,311 I had this fantasy that somebody would discover me. 585 00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,047 "Who's that babe in the back?" 586 00:45:58,254 --> 00:46:00,484 I guess when you're drunk out of your mind... 587 00:46:00,556 --> 00:46:03,047 most of the time you're not such a hot investment. 588 00:46:03,126 --> 00:46:04,525 I guess not. 589 00:46:04,861 --> 00:46:06,385 I'm named for a song. 590 00:46:06,596 --> 00:46:10,054 - Not really, but what I use for work. - How come? 591 00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:12,933 Because some of us don't use our real names. 592 00:46:13,002 --> 00:46:14,936 Anyhow, I picked Emily. 593 00:46:15,938 --> 00:46:19,396 It's from this record my sister would listen to when I was a kid. 594 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:21,102 I don't know that song. 595 00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,278 Emily 596 00:46:26,616 --> 00:46:31,849 You're the natural snow 597 00:46:32,288 --> 00:46:35,689 The unstudied sea 598 00:46:35,992 --> 00:46:39,086 You're a cameo 599 00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:45,427 - Keep going. - No. 600 00:46:46,502 --> 00:46:49,096 - That was pretty. - Thanks. 601 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:52,999 My uncle, my mom's brother... 602 00:46:53,075 --> 00:46:56,738 he produces shows at the Hilton in Reno. They're always looking for singers. 603 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:59,111 I could give him your tape. Do you have one? 604 00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:03,619 Someplace. Listen, you don't have to do me any favors or anything. 605 00:47:03,686 --> 00:47:08,123 - I'm not going to rat you out to your brother. - That's not why I said it. 606 00:47:09,392 --> 00:47:10,484 Okay. 607 00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:34,280 Peter, wait. 608 00:47:34,784 --> 00:47:37,617 God damn it, Taylor, I knew it. She's in there? 609 00:47:37,687 --> 00:47:39,314 - Yes, she is. - Let go. 610 00:47:39,422 --> 00:47:42,084 Wait, don't go and embarrass her in front of her friends. 611 00:47:42,158 --> 00:47:44,752 She's not even supposed to be at that party. I told her. 612 00:47:44,827 --> 00:47:47,227 She talked back to you one time, big fucking deal. 613 00:47:47,296 --> 00:47:50,265 - Don't you tell me how to raise my daughter. - Whoa. 614 00:47:50,466 --> 00:47:54,129 - Our daughter. - My daughter, three out of every four weeks. 615 00:47:54,203 --> 00:47:57,036 Or has that fact conveniently escaped your mind? 616 00:47:57,106 --> 00:48:01,338 No. Look, I appreciate how you take care of her. 617 00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:04,038 You appreciate it? What am I, the baby-sitter? 618 00:48:04,146 --> 00:48:05,579 Did I say that? 619 00:48:05,648 --> 00:48:09,015 I was trying to teach her something. And you just swooped right in. 620 00:48:09,085 --> 00:48:13,681 - Regular goddamn Mary Poppins. - Hey, pal, I'm not the baby-sitter, either. 621 00:48:13,856 --> 00:48:17,815 And what was so important that you couldn't let her go to a stupid party? 622 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,360 - You want to know? - Yeah, I want to know. 623 00:48:20,496 --> 00:48:24,728 Every day she gets more and more like you. And that scares the shit out of me. 624 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:28,732 So you can go. 625 00:48:32,575 --> 00:48:34,668 I'll wait for her out here. 626 00:48:35,278 --> 00:48:37,746 I won't embarrass her. I won't punish her. 627 00:48:42,184 --> 00:48:43,208 Go. 628 00:48:57,133 --> 00:49:00,466 There you are. You hiding back here? 629 00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:03,505 Yeah, kind of. What's up? 630 00:49:04,407 --> 00:49:07,035 I'm supposed to let you know that Mister Tits is here... 631 00:49:07,109 --> 00:49:08,770 and he can't wait to see you. 632 00:49:08,844 --> 00:49:10,334 His words, not mine. 633 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:12,242 Lucky me. 634 00:49:13,816 --> 00:49:15,681 But he does pay me a fortune. 635 00:49:15,751 --> 00:49:19,118 And all I have to do is let him snort a little coke off my boobs. 636 00:49:19,188 --> 00:49:21,088 Hey, I don't need the details. 637 00:49:21,190 --> 00:49:24,250 Sorry. Sometimes I forget you're not one of the girls. 638 00:49:25,461 --> 00:49:28,123 - Thanks. - You know what I mean. 639 00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:39,307 - Hey, did you hear about Austin? - No, what? 640 00:49:40,242 --> 00:49:43,507 His house burned down, electrical fire. He lost everything. 641 00:49:43,579 --> 00:49:44,568 Shit. 642 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:54,446 "And at that moment my love juices exploded into her... 643 00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:57,981 "and I let out a loud moan of complete and utter ecstasy. 644 00:49:58,127 --> 00:50:00,652 "And I have to say I'm pretty sure... 645 00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:03,494 "she enjoyed it as much as I did. " 646 00:50:05,768 --> 00:50:09,534 Every one of them writes that. God bless them, if they only knew. 647 00:50:10,506 --> 00:50:13,407 Yetta, can I get a bowl of soup with some poison please? 648 00:50:13,476 --> 00:50:15,740 - Rough day? - Kind of, yeah. 649 00:50:17,413 --> 00:50:19,973 - What're you up to? - Reading my reviews. 650 00:50:20,282 --> 00:50:21,772 The brothel website? 651 00:50:24,053 --> 00:50:27,682 Can I ask you a favor? This is just, you know, for play. 652 00:50:29,925 --> 00:50:33,554 - Can you help me type a r sum . - Come on, first Shayna, now you. 653 00:50:33,629 --> 00:50:37,292 No. I'm not going anywhere. It's just to see, hypothetically... 654 00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:39,197 what else I might be qualified for. 655 00:50:39,268 --> 00:50:41,964 If you leave, I'll hunt you down and kill you. 656 00:50:43,272 --> 00:50:44,899 I'll keep that in mind. 657 00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:51,309 Okay, I've never done one of these. I guess you put down your education first. 658 00:50:51,580 --> 00:50:55,641 - Did you go to college at all? - Fuck me, I never even finished high school. 659 00:50:55,951 --> 00:50:57,680 Let's skip that part then. 660 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,821 What do you think would be your best qualifications? 661 00:51:01,190 --> 00:51:02,919 Professionally speaking. 662 00:51:06,262 --> 00:51:07,854 I give excellent head. 663 00:51:10,266 --> 00:51:14,327 - Skilled at oral presentations. - I like that. 664 00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:19,836 - Exceptional manual dexterity. - Keen negotiator. 665 00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:23,777 - Works well in group situations. - Leaving out the words "orgy room. " 666 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:27,809 - Flexible. Stimulating. - You're good. 667 00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:32,783 Would 69 be considered multitasking? 668 00:51:32,855 --> 00:51:34,345 I don't see why not. 669 00:51:36,492 --> 00:51:39,017 - What's up? - Nothing much. 670 00:51:39,562 --> 00:51:43,498 Anybody in the mood for a threesome? I got a live one with deep pockets. 671 00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:47,159 You take it. Would you mind leaving this here? 672 00:51:47,236 --> 00:51:49,329 No, turn it off when you're done. 673 00:51:50,806 --> 00:51:52,569 Another ebony-and-ivory fantasy. 674 00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:54,302 I'm down with that. 675 00:52:06,956 --> 00:52:08,253 Fucking joke. 676 00:52:54,036 --> 00:52:56,334 - Get you another rum and Coke? - Thanks. 677 00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:02,409 So what kind of ladies you got working here? 678 00:53:02,478 --> 00:53:04,776 I'm thinking I might like to party. 679 00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:06,940 Do you want me to call a lineup? 680 00:53:07,049 --> 00:53:10,018 No. I'd feel bad for the ones I didn't pick. 681 00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,517 They're used to it. It's part of the job. 682 00:53:15,024 --> 00:53:17,993 - So what's your type? - Female and breathing. 683 00:53:19,128 --> 00:53:21,460 You might want to be a little more specific. 684 00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:25,159 Well, between you and me, I really like the colored girls. 685 00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:29,900 The blacker the better. And tall. Give me a set of long dark legs... 686 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,530 and I'm a happy man. 687 00:53:33,609 --> 00:53:37,443 You're in luck. We've got a girl just like that, started this week. 688 00:53:37,513 --> 00:53:38,707 Velvet. 689 00:53:41,483 --> 00:53:44,452 I like her already. Is she on tonight? 690 00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:49,556 Yeah, she should be out any minute. 691 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,392 Let me ask you, though, what's it gonna cost me to party with this Velvet? 692 00:53:55,464 --> 00:53:57,932 I don't know. That's between you and her. 693 00:53:58,701 --> 00:54:01,169 Hey, Velvet, want to come here a minute? 694 00:54:02,271 --> 00:54:05,832 - Hey, what's going on? - I've got a guy who'd like to meet you. 695 00:54:09,144 --> 00:54:11,704 - Hi. - Carlos. 696 00:54:13,749 --> 00:54:16,240 You thought you'd get away from me? 697 00:54:17,853 --> 00:54:20,617 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 698 00:54:31,367 --> 00:54:33,699 Why, you didn't think I was going to find out? 699 00:54:33,769 --> 00:54:37,068 You didn't think my other bitches were going to give you up? 700 00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:42,099 - I'm sorry. - I will fucking kill you. 701 00:54:43,679 --> 00:54:45,670 You don't even think about it. 702 00:54:45,881 --> 00:54:47,405 Come on, bitch. 703 00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:49,815 Leave her alone. 704 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:57,122 - Lady, what, are you serious? - I mean it, let go of her. 705 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,496 Fucking crazy! 706 00:55:06,568 --> 00:55:09,469 Leave her alone and get out of here. Now! 707 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:31,054 Are you okay? 708 00:55:47,076 --> 00:55:49,943 Damn it, I should have known this guy was up to something. 709 00:55:50,012 --> 00:55:51,673 How could you have? 710 00:55:52,614 --> 00:55:54,138 This is still bleeding. 711 00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:57,149 It's deep, but I don't think you'll need stitches. 712 00:55:57,219 --> 00:55:58,345 Good. 713 00:56:00,255 --> 00:56:02,416 Let me in there one more time. 714 00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:06,985 I've got some Percocets in my room if you need them. 715 00:56:07,463 --> 00:56:09,829 I think aspirin will be fine, thank you. 716 00:56:19,975 --> 00:56:21,374 Okay, there. 717 00:56:27,883 --> 00:56:29,373 What was that? 718 00:56:31,787 --> 00:56:34,051 Must have been the loss of blood. 719 00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:36,882 No, seriously. 720 00:56:39,161 --> 00:56:42,688 Seriously, I have wanted to do that since... 721 00:56:44,566 --> 00:56:47,535 - well, how long have you worked here? - Three years. 722 00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:53,001 Then 2 years, 11 months, and 29 days. 723 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:58,008 What was wrong with me the first day? 724 00:57:03,986 --> 00:57:05,385 Here you go. 725 00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:10,791 - Cold. - Ice does that. 726 00:57:11,994 --> 00:57:13,928 - Does it hurt? - Yeah. 727 00:57:15,998 --> 00:57:18,967 - Fuck. - He was your pimp? 728 00:57:20,369 --> 00:57:22,633 A bastard from the first day I met him. 729 00:57:22,704 --> 00:57:24,171 Keep that on here. 730 00:57:33,382 --> 00:57:35,316 Thanks for keeping me company. 731 00:57:35,551 --> 00:57:38,281 I know I'm probably not the most popular person now. 732 00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:40,981 Well, it's funny. I feel like I know you. 733 00:57:41,056 --> 00:57:43,854 I guess because I used to watch you on your show. 734 00:57:43,926 --> 00:57:47,293 Not because we both just fucked the same guy together? 735 00:57:47,362 --> 00:57:49,489 No, I think it was the show. 736 00:57:50,332 --> 00:57:53,495 I always though it was funnier if I had a little bit of a buzz on. 737 00:57:53,569 --> 00:57:55,298 Yeah, me, too. 738 00:57:58,707 --> 00:58:01,835 - You ever have a pimp? - No, I didn't need one. 739 00:58:02,177 --> 00:58:04,577 This is a family business for me. 740 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:08,279 - So, you're related to that David guy? - No. 741 00:58:08,584 --> 00:58:11,985 My grandmother worked at the Mustang Ranch back when it first opened. 742 00:58:12,054 --> 00:58:15,285 My mom still puts in a couple days a month over at the BunnyRanch. 743 00:58:15,357 --> 00:58:19,191 So me doing this was pretty much a given. 744 00:58:20,696 --> 00:58:22,493 Even with you being a dyke? 745 00:58:25,767 --> 00:58:27,598 He paid me to kiss you. 746 00:58:29,638 --> 00:58:33,267 I don't mean that shit before, I mean you with that Emily. 747 00:58:33,342 --> 00:58:37,472 - I see you looking at her all moony-eyed. - Can we drop this? 748 00:58:39,114 --> 00:58:40,638 I don't get it. 749 00:58:41,216 --> 00:58:44,151 You can talk about giving a dog a hand job, no problem... 750 00:58:44,219 --> 00:58:47,052 but you can't say, maybe you like a girl. 751 00:58:50,359 --> 00:58:51,986 She doesn't know. 752 00:58:56,565 --> 00:58:58,590 Please don't tell anyone. 753 00:59:01,637 --> 00:59:02,865 I won't. 754 00:59:09,411 --> 00:59:13,370 - Don't get too drunk, okay? - Don't worry. Anyway, Tommy's driving. 755 00:59:13,682 --> 00:59:18,619 Speaking of which, I told the limo driver to pick you two up at the hotel at noon. 756 00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:26,995 - Have fun. - Good night. 757 00:59:30,098 --> 00:59:32,794 He is such a nice guy. 758 00:59:32,868 --> 00:59:35,928 Yeah, I guess opposites do attract. 759 00:59:38,106 --> 00:59:40,267 So what do you want to do? 760 00:59:40,409 --> 00:59:43,276 Go back to the room and watch pay-per-view? Get a massage? 761 00:59:43,345 --> 00:59:44,607 Beth Ann? 762 00:59:46,181 --> 00:59:48,308 I need to talk to you for a minute. 763 00:59:48,383 --> 00:59:51,614 This probably isn't fair to do to you, but I just... 764 00:59:52,721 --> 00:59:55,451 I need to say this out loud to somebody. 765 00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:57,017 What is it? 766 00:59:59,428 --> 01:00:03,489 Remember Lindsay? She was my roommate in college, junior year? 767 01:00:03,932 --> 01:00:06,457 Crazy Lindsay, yeah, what about her? 768 01:00:08,904 --> 01:00:12,135 She worked in a brothel every weekend in Nevada. 769 01:00:13,175 --> 01:00:15,837 - A whorehouse? - Yeah. 770 01:00:22,551 --> 01:00:25,042 What does this have to do with you? 771 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:30,457 One time, Super Bowl weekend, she knows it's going to be busy after the game... 772 01:00:31,526 --> 01:00:33,790 and she says I can go with her. 773 01:00:37,366 --> 01:00:39,129 No. You didn't. 774 01:00:39,434 --> 01:00:42,232 Well, this was after Teddy had broken up with me. 775 01:00:42,337 --> 01:00:46,671 And you know what a hard time I was having with that. I just needed somebody... 776 01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:51,340 to make me feel like I was worth being with. 777 01:00:53,548 --> 01:00:56,745 I made $2,000 in, like, a day and a half. 778 01:00:56,818 --> 01:00:59,378 And I was practically failing my classes anyway... 779 01:00:59,454 --> 01:01:01,354 because you're the smart one. 780 01:01:02,691 --> 01:01:04,921 I never finished college. 781 01:01:06,461 --> 01:01:08,929 And I was never a flight attendant. 782 01:01:08,997 --> 01:01:10,965 - Come on. - Beth Ann, I know has to be... 783 01:01:11,033 --> 01:01:13,228 - This isn't funny. - It's true. 784 01:01:13,302 --> 01:01:15,702 - Stop it! - Please. I didn't plan this. 785 01:01:15,771 --> 01:01:19,036 - This is just how it worked out. - You're a prostitute? 786 01:01:22,511 --> 01:01:25,810 I was, but I was going to quit. 787 01:01:25,881 --> 01:01:27,473 - How many guys? - I don't know. 788 01:01:27,549 --> 01:01:29,540 - Like hundreds? - Probably. 789 01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:37,450 - I feel nauseous. - Please, don't throw up. 790 01:01:37,559 --> 01:01:41,359 - I can handle almost anything but that. - No, I need to get out of here. 791 01:01:52,107 --> 01:01:54,166 - Sweetie, are you okay? - Don't! 792 01:01:54,409 --> 01:01:58,209 I don't know where to put this in my brain. 793 01:01:58,313 --> 01:02:03,114 Every day, Mommy used to call the airline to see when your plane got in. 794 01:02:04,519 --> 01:02:08,387 Even when she was sick, even when she was dying, she made me promise... 795 01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:11,915 - to check if your flights landed okay. - I'm sorry. 796 01:02:12,227 --> 01:02:15,390 - I wanted to tell you so many times. - Why didn't you? 797 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,127 - Evan doesn't know, does he? - No. 798 01:02:20,202 --> 01:02:21,669 - You have to tell him. - I can't. 799 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:22,897 He's marrying you. 800 01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:26,532 It's like you said, he is a nice guy. Why do this to him? 801 01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:28,733 And, my God, you saw his family. 802 01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:31,404 His mother thinks if you're a stewardess you're a whore. 803 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,971 She would die if he told her. 804 01:02:34,316 --> 01:02:37,843 I have a chance to be happy. 805 01:02:39,287 --> 01:02:41,312 This isn't only about you. 806 01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:46,283 - Beth Ann, I need you, don't... - You're disgusting. 807 01:02:57,172 --> 01:02:59,037 I hope nobody sees us. 808 01:02:59,374 --> 01:03:02,935 I remember when I started here, they said that they discourage... 809 01:03:04,479 --> 01:03:06,709 Fuck, what do they call it? 810 01:03:06,782 --> 01:03:09,012 "Intra-house fraternizing. " 811 01:03:11,119 --> 01:03:15,453 Yeah, I guess "don't shit where you eat" didn't sound classy enough. 812 01:03:16,057 --> 01:03:20,289 Well, I wouldn't worry about it. I kind of got an in with the management. 813 01:03:30,472 --> 01:03:32,269 You're so pretty. 814 01:03:33,575 --> 01:03:38,205 - How many of those have you had there? - I mean it, you are. 815 01:03:52,027 --> 01:03:55,622 - You know what you taste like? - What? 816 01:03:56,364 --> 01:03:57,592 Miller Lite. 817 01:04:03,705 --> 01:04:07,971 Hey, did you know that if a guy drinks a beer... 818 01:04:08,543 --> 01:04:12,070 and then eats a girl's pussy, he can give her a yeast infection? 819 01:04:15,684 --> 01:04:17,379 Taylor told me that. 820 01:04:18,119 --> 01:04:20,553 - Em. - What? 821 01:04:21,957 --> 01:04:24,721 - Don't. - Don't what? 822 01:04:27,429 --> 01:04:29,021 It's not a work night. 823 01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:38,329 - In other words, don't be such a whore. - I didn't say that. 824 01:04:40,609 --> 01:04:41,803 I know. 825 01:04:42,577 --> 01:04:44,238 I know you didn't. 826 01:04:49,784 --> 01:04:52,309 I don't know why I thought we could do this. 827 01:04:52,387 --> 01:04:54,582 Come on, no, I didn't mean anything. 828 01:04:54,956 --> 01:04:56,651 What, we're going to date... 829 01:04:56,725 --> 01:05:00,354 and then you're going to watch me take other guys to my room all night? 830 01:05:00,428 --> 01:05:04,888 I'm going to say, "I need a Long Island Iced Tea for my john back there"... 831 01:05:04,966 --> 01:05:07,059 and that's going to be okay? 832 01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:12,203 I don't know. Yeah. I'll make it be okay. 833 01:05:12,807 --> 01:05:15,105 How the hell are you going to do that? 834 01:05:16,344 --> 01:05:19,313 - I couldn't do that. - I don't know. But I will. 835 01:05:19,748 --> 01:05:24,412 Emily, I'm crazy about you. I want to make this work. 836 01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:30,414 You know what? 837 01:05:31,059 --> 01:05:35,553 You are one of the sweetest, kindest men I've ever met. 838 01:05:37,532 --> 01:05:38,658 And, baby... 839 01:05:39,367 --> 01:05:43,895 you deserve a whole lot better than for your girlfriend to be me. 840 01:05:51,313 --> 01:05:52,507 Busted. 841 01:06:16,771 --> 01:06:18,170 Can I talk to you? 842 01:06:19,908 --> 01:06:21,273 Yeah, come on in. 843 01:06:22,177 --> 01:06:26,079 - Did I wake you up? - No, I couldn't fall asleep. 844 01:06:29,517 --> 01:06:34,147 I'm really sorry. I didn't think he'd find me. At least, not so quick. 845 01:06:34,923 --> 01:06:37,391 I'll pay for that lamp, the one you shot. 846 01:06:39,327 --> 01:06:42,023 I bet that's the first time you ever heard that. 847 01:06:42,897 --> 01:06:44,421 How's your lip? 848 01:06:45,834 --> 01:06:47,062 Better. 849 01:06:48,737 --> 01:06:52,833 Lucky we working girls got that rule about no kissing the customers because... 850 01:06:52,907 --> 01:06:56,308 Did he hurt you? Before, when you were together? 851 01:06:58,580 --> 01:07:00,047 All the time. 852 01:07:01,549 --> 01:07:02,948 You sharing? 853 01:07:06,287 --> 01:07:08,414 Yeah, I'll get you a glass. 854 01:07:09,624 --> 01:07:11,421 Please don't fire me. 855 01:07:13,094 --> 01:07:16,291 I know that's what you must be thinking right now. 856 01:07:16,564 --> 01:07:18,794 - Please. - I don't know, Velvet. 857 01:07:19,968 --> 01:07:22,232 It might not be safe for you to stay. 858 01:07:23,405 --> 01:07:27,034 Safer than me being out on the streets with him looking for me. 859 01:07:27,108 --> 01:07:29,702 I mean, for everybody else. 860 01:07:34,582 --> 01:07:36,846 Look, you can spend the night on the couch. 861 01:07:36,918 --> 01:07:39,716 - Mom. - Honey. 862 01:07:40,021 --> 01:07:42,216 - I heard talking. - Everything's okay. 863 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,252 Ray, this is Velvet. 864 01:07:46,861 --> 01:07:48,055 Hey, Ray. 865 01:07:48,129 --> 01:07:50,927 Do me a favor. Get pillows and a blanket from the closet. 866 01:07:50,999 --> 01:07:53,263 - Why? She's sleeping here? - Tonight. 867 01:07:53,702 --> 01:07:57,502 - What, is this a whorehouse now, too? - Just do what I asked you to do. 868 01:08:00,108 --> 01:08:01,302 Go on. 869 01:08:07,649 --> 01:08:10,345 It'll be more comfortable with the pillows off. 870 01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:21,387 Em, you going to the doctor? 871 01:08:22,230 --> 01:08:24,095 - I'm sorry, what? - The doctor. 872 01:08:24,232 --> 01:08:27,065 - The vans are leaving in a little bit. - All right. 873 01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:31,831 Shayna's getting married today. Couple of hours. 874 01:08:32,807 --> 01:08:35,537 I know. I was just thinking about her. 875 01:08:39,114 --> 01:08:42,083 Did you and Other David have an okay time last night? 876 01:08:43,818 --> 01:08:47,117 It's not going to be anything. I thought it would be, but... 877 01:08:48,256 --> 01:08:50,554 actually it was a fucking disaster! 878 01:08:51,559 --> 01:08:54,050 How the fuck do you have a relationship? 879 01:08:54,696 --> 01:08:58,894 How do you do this job and have a boyfriend or a husband? 880 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:04,036 Do you have to make up some bullshit story like Shayna did, is that the only way? 881 01:09:04,806 --> 01:09:06,433 No, I don't think so. 882 01:09:12,814 --> 01:09:15,282 Maybe you'll find somebody who gets it. 883 01:09:15,350 --> 01:09:18,251 Who understands this, you know... 884 01:09:20,288 --> 01:09:22,415 and who loves you for who you are. 885 01:09:23,224 --> 01:09:24,589 The whole package. 886 01:09:26,895 --> 01:09:31,195 Yeah, where the hell am I going to find that? 887 01:09:50,485 --> 01:09:51,782 Beth Ann? 888 01:10:03,131 --> 01:10:05,861 - I help to you? - Yeah, thanks. 889 01:10:07,869 --> 01:10:11,669 Could I ask you a question? Because I need an objective opinion. 890 01:10:12,907 --> 01:10:16,399 I'm getting married today, apparently. 891 01:10:17,512 --> 01:10:21,312 There's something he doesn't know about me. And it's something big. 892 01:10:21,382 --> 01:10:24,818 And some people might think I don't deserve to marry him. 893 01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:27,616 But I'm not a horrible person, I'm not. 894 01:10:27,689 --> 01:10:32,149 And, you know, people keep secrets all the time, right? 895 01:10:33,561 --> 01:10:35,791 What do you think I should do? 896 01:10:44,172 --> 01:10:45,332 That's fine. 897 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:28,008 Thanks. 898 01:12:28,076 --> 01:12:30,909 Good, Boris is here. I could use more leather armbands. 899 01:12:30,979 --> 01:12:33,675 - Let me get some cash, I'll meet you. - Okay. 900 01:12:34,449 --> 01:12:36,041 Tay, you coming? 901 01:12:37,885 --> 01:12:39,853 - Not right now. - Okay. 902 01:12:51,499 --> 01:12:55,458 I felt funny waiting inside. They said you'd be back soon. 903 01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:01,732 - Do you have a few minutes? - Yeah. 904 01:13:08,082 --> 01:13:09,947 Kim, you got a second? 905 01:13:13,321 --> 01:13:16,188 Velvet's looking for you. She wants to say goodbye. 906 01:13:16,758 --> 01:13:20,387 - What's she saying goodbye for? - Why do you think? 907 01:13:22,930 --> 01:13:25,091 - Where's Mary? - Kitchen. 908 01:13:30,638 --> 01:13:34,096 - What are the odds he'll come back here? - Probably very high. 909 01:13:34,175 --> 01:13:38,737 Okay, so we call the sheriff. She's a TV star, it'll be good for business. 910 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:43,080 Kim, she got fired after one season on a sitcom. 911 01:13:43,217 --> 01:13:47,551 You know, it's not exactly like Halle Berry showed up and asked for a job. 912 01:13:47,622 --> 01:13:49,590 Halle Berry showed up and asked for a job? 913 01:13:49,657 --> 01:13:53,093 Yeah, she did, and I told her she could have your room. 914 01:13:53,227 --> 01:13:56,390 - I thought you were coming right out. - Mary's firing Velvet. 915 01:13:56,464 --> 01:14:00,662 Come on, Mom, can't she stay and play with us? Can't she, please? 916 01:14:01,536 --> 01:14:04,164 I'm supposed to keep this place safe for you. 917 01:14:04,238 --> 01:14:06,832 Besides, how would I explain this to David? 918 01:14:08,376 --> 01:14:10,276 Don't tell him about it, that's how. 919 01:14:10,344 --> 01:14:14,678 You don't think Other David called him as soon as he got out of here last night? 920 01:14:15,049 --> 01:14:18,314 I can pretty much guarantee you that didn't happen. 921 01:14:19,053 --> 01:14:20,680 I'll see you out there. 922 01:14:25,059 --> 01:14:28,586 Think about this. Velvet had this life that was happy... 923 01:14:28,763 --> 01:14:31,926 she was doing her show, everything was working out for her... 924 01:14:31,999 --> 01:14:35,901 and then all of a sudden, that's over with and she's alone. 925 01:14:37,738 --> 01:14:40,536 Do you have any idea how horrible that must feel? 926 01:14:41,309 --> 01:14:43,334 You mean like when my husband died... 927 01:14:43,411 --> 01:14:46,972 and he left me and Ray all alone with no money and no life insurance? 928 01:14:47,048 --> 01:14:50,176 Yeah, I'm familiar with that feeling. 929 01:14:52,687 --> 01:14:56,680 I'm sorry. Mary, I didn't know that. 930 01:15:06,067 --> 01:15:10,731 - Any more trouble, she's out of here. - Thank you. 931 01:15:27,088 --> 01:15:29,488 - So this is your room then? - Yeah. 932 01:15:34,795 --> 01:15:36,126 It's cozy. 933 01:15:39,767 --> 01:15:43,328 It's the accessories that really make the difference, don't you think? 934 01:15:43,404 --> 01:15:46,134 - Please don't make fun of me. - I'm not. 935 01:15:49,277 --> 01:15:51,472 This is difficult for me to ask you. 936 01:15:52,647 --> 01:15:54,547 But I came here to ask, so... 937 01:15:57,818 --> 01:15:59,979 Could you help me be better at sex? 938 01:16:01,222 --> 01:16:02,587 I'm sorry? 939 01:16:07,461 --> 01:16:10,259 I don't think I'm making my husband happy anymore. 940 01:16:10,331 --> 01:16:13,198 I'm scared that he might look for someone else. 941 01:16:13,267 --> 01:16:15,064 If he hasn't already. 942 01:16:17,104 --> 01:16:19,732 And I thought, maybe, you as a professional... 943 01:16:19,807 --> 01:16:22,105 Of course, I'll pay you for your time. 944 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:26,011 Oh, no, was that a terrible thing to ask you? 945 01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:30,412 You mean as opposed to, like, asking for my special recipe for meatloaf? 946 01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,914 I'm sorry, I had no business. 947 01:16:35,089 --> 01:16:37,421 No, wait, hang on a second. Don't go. 948 01:16:43,631 --> 01:16:47,624 You didn't insult me. It's flattering. Kind of. 949 01:16:48,636 --> 01:16:52,197 - You're just catching me on a really bad day. - Why? What's wrong? 950 01:16:55,943 --> 01:17:00,846 Okay, here's the way that I figured it. Chelsea's in school all day. 951 01:17:01,282 --> 01:17:04,274 We talk every night, and the week I have with her every month... 952 01:17:04,352 --> 01:17:06,718 it's me and her, nobody else, that's it. 953 01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:14,727 I thought that I could do this job and still be a good mother. 954 01:17:16,297 --> 01:17:17,594 You know? 955 01:17:19,634 --> 01:17:24,230 And I could still be a good influence on her. 956 01:17:27,441 --> 01:17:28,703 What an idiot. 957 01:17:34,548 --> 01:17:36,675 You must be doing something right. 958 01:17:36,884 --> 01:17:40,217 Chelsea's crazy about you. She talks about you all the time. 959 01:17:40,721 --> 01:17:44,122 Yeah? Does she say that her mother's a fucking whore? 960 01:17:55,136 --> 01:17:56,967 Yes, I'm back. 961 01:17:57,805 --> 01:18:01,036 I just wanna thank the Academy for this great honor. 962 01:18:02,243 --> 01:18:05,770 Girl, I'm glad you're staying. We need more sisters around here. 963 01:18:08,482 --> 01:18:11,645 Thank you, baby. I won't forget what you did. 964 01:18:19,126 --> 01:18:22,323 - What do you think, Boris? - Nice. Sexy. 965 01:18:22,630 --> 01:18:25,531 Very sexy. Does it push my tits up enough? 966 01:18:26,233 --> 01:18:28,633 - I get you a smaller size. - Thanks. 967 01:18:32,073 --> 01:18:34,041 - Well? - Pretty. 968 01:18:36,777 --> 01:18:39,974 - Did you ask her yet? - No, but I will now. 969 01:18:40,047 --> 01:18:41,036 Good. 970 01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:44,477 Rickie Lee. 971 01:18:46,287 --> 01:18:49,552 We're taking up a collection to help Austin get back on his feet. 972 01:18:49,623 --> 01:18:52,592 - You heard about the fire, right? - Yeah. 973 01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:56,493 Each of us is going to do a trick for him today. How about it, you in? 974 01:18:56,564 --> 01:18:59,965 Sure, I'll just pull a rabbit out of my snatch. 975 01:19:01,502 --> 01:19:03,936 God, forget I fucking asked. 976 01:19:04,739 --> 01:19:07,037 - Smaller size. - Thanks. 977 01:19:07,608 --> 01:19:10,634 Boris, did you get those saddle shoes I asked you for? 978 01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:12,940 You said you'd get them for me this week. 979 01:19:13,013 --> 01:19:15,538 - Inside the truck, I'll check. - Thank you. 980 01:19:17,685 --> 01:19:19,050 Selfish bitch. 981 01:19:22,156 --> 01:19:24,852 You got something to say to me, Emily, say it. 982 01:19:26,627 --> 01:19:31,291 You won't give any money for Austin, but you'll spend it on that sick little-girl act. 983 01:19:31,465 --> 01:19:33,023 You think I give a shit? 984 01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,295 You think I give a shit what you think of me? 985 01:19:35,369 --> 01:19:38,133 I don't think you give a shit about anything or anybody... 986 01:19:38,205 --> 01:19:40,639 except those sleazeballs you're so busy getting off. 987 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:43,302 - Listen, twat-face... - I'll fucking... 988 01:19:43,377 --> 01:19:44,901 Emily, stop it! 989 01:19:54,188 --> 01:19:55,849 Let me tell you something. 990 01:19:55,923 --> 01:19:58,858 If some asshole wants to fuck a little girl... 991 01:19:58,926 --> 01:20:02,225 I'd just as soon it be me and not his 10-year-old daughter. 992 01:20:22,216 --> 01:20:24,980 - Sure I can't get you anything else? - I'm good. 993 01:20:27,321 --> 01:20:28,652 The usual. 994 01:20:41,802 --> 01:20:44,669 - You looking to party? - I'm waiting for Emily. 995 01:20:44,738 --> 01:20:47,502 - I'm better. - I'm gay. 996 01:20:49,143 --> 01:20:53,011 I've got a Cub Scout uniform I could wear if that would do it for you. 997 01:20:54,348 --> 01:20:55,610 No, thanks. 998 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:09,619 For somebody who doesn't sleep with girls, you spend a lot of time at a whorehouse. 999 01:21:11,465 --> 01:21:13,899 - What? - One of the singers in the show... 1000 01:21:13,968 --> 01:21:16,528 at the Hilton, they're doing this '60s revival thing... 1001 01:21:16,604 --> 01:21:20,597 Janis Joplin girl got strep. My uncle heard your tape, he wants you to audition. 1002 01:21:20,674 --> 01:21:22,574 - Get out of here. - It's only temporary... 1003 01:21:22,643 --> 01:21:23,905 - Is this for real? - Yeah. 1004 01:21:23,978 --> 01:21:26,811 Get out of here. Oh, my God. I love you. 1005 01:21:26,881 --> 01:21:30,408 - What's going on? - I got an audition, singing, in Reno. 1006 01:21:30,484 --> 01:21:31,849 That's fantastic. 1007 01:21:31,919 --> 01:21:35,548 Oh, my God, I could fuck you till the cows come home. 1008 01:21:36,390 --> 01:21:38,415 - Please don't. - Here we go. 1009 01:21:41,195 --> 01:21:42,423 To Emily. 1010 01:21:44,765 --> 01:21:46,027 To Emily. 1011 01:21:53,574 --> 01:21:58,011 I, Shayna, take you, Evan, to be my husband. 1012 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:03,338 To have and to hold from this day forward. 1013 01:22:08,489 --> 01:22:11,652 For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer. 1014 01:22:17,965 --> 01:22:22,299 In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until death do us part. 1015 01:22:29,843 --> 01:22:33,279 Before God and in the presence of this congregation... 1016 01:22:33,347 --> 01:22:36,714 Evan and Shayna have made their solemn vows to each other. 1017 01:22:36,784 --> 01:22:40,743 Therefore, I proclaim that they are now husband and wife. 1018 01:22:41,689 --> 01:22:44,317 Evan, you may kiss your bride. 1019 01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:44,413 - What are you doing? - Living vicariously. 1020 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,212 Here. 1021 01:23:52,326 --> 01:23:53,623 Give it a shot. 1022 01:23:58,399 --> 01:23:59,491 You ready? 1023 01:24:04,238 --> 01:24:06,069 You're not going to hurt it. 1024 01:24:08,942 --> 01:24:10,204 Attagirl. 1025 01:24:20,654 --> 01:24:22,849 You don't like it much here, do you? 1026 01:24:24,324 --> 01:24:27,851 I don't know. Not yet. Getting there. 1027 01:24:28,529 --> 01:24:32,295 I love it here. Men fuck me, and then they pay me, it's unbelievable. 1028 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:38,162 You can make an ugly guy feel handsome. You can make an old guy feel young. 1029 01:24:38,539 --> 01:24:41,565 The power of the pussy, right? And the money. Oh, man. 1030 01:24:41,642 --> 01:24:44,668 Hookers make pretty much the same hourly rate that lawyers do. 1031 01:24:44,745 --> 01:24:48,545 - I mean, beat that with a stick. - Taylor, why are you telling me all this? 1032 01:24:54,188 --> 01:24:55,883 Because I have to leave. 1033 01:25:59,887 --> 01:26:01,218 Peter? Chels? 1034 01:26:19,706 --> 01:26:21,264 No. 1035 01:26:28,415 --> 01:26:29,712 Oh, my God. 1036 01:26:35,989 --> 01:26:38,822 Oh, my God. That son of a bitch. 1037 01:27:01,114 --> 01:27:02,638 Hello, Diamond Ranch. 1038 01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:05,877 No, I'm sorry. She doesn't work here anymore. 1039 01:27:07,588 --> 01:27:08,680 I know. 1040 01:27:08,755 --> 01:27:11,815 But if you come in, we have a number of very beautiful girls... 1041 01:27:11,892 --> 01:27:16,352 and I'm sure you'll find someone you can be satisfied with. Okay. 1042 01:28:08,081 --> 01:28:10,606 Aren't you going to congratulate the bride? 1043 01:28:12,686 --> 01:28:14,017 Oh, Shayna.